THE PRIMORDIAL SLUDGE OF SOLANA.

Missed $SPERM? Faded $EMBRIO? Congratulations, you're early to the ugly truth. Return to the rot.

💊 APE IN NOW (PUMP.FUN) 🦠 INFECT YOUR PFP (TOOLS)
EVOLUTION IS A LIE. RETURN TO SLUDGE. +++ MORE POTENT THAN $SPERM, UGLIER THAN $EMBRIO. +++ LOW EFFORT ART, HIGH EFFORT GAINS. +++ IT'S NOT A RUG, IT'S MITOSIS. +++ EVOLUTION IS A LIE. RETURN TO SLUDGE. +++ MORE POTENT THAN $SPERM, UGLIER THAN $EMBRIO. +++ LOW EFFORT ART, HIGH EFFORT GAINS. +++ IT'S NOT A RUG, IT'S MITOSIS. +++

THE ORIGIN OF THE ROT

Listen up anon. The chain is full of clean, polished tokens. $EMBRIO (the blue guy) thinks it's high art. $TESTICLE thinks it's funny. But before all that? There was the sludge.

$ZYGOTE is the zero-point. We are the botched biological experiment. We are the 0.01% of bacteria hand sanitizer couldn't kill.

While other bio-tokens try to evolve, we devolve into pure filth. We just get bigger and uglier. Fade us and stay poor.

VIRGIN vs CHAD

VIRGIN ($EMBRIO)
CHAD ($ZYGOTE)
ICON
🔵
🦠
LOOK
"Clean"
"Dirty"
COLOR
"Blue"
"Rotten Color"
EFFORT
"High Effort"
"Zero Effort"
VIBE
"Boring"
"1000x Potential"

THE PFP INFECTOR LAB

Your PFP is too clean. It smells like corporate fear. Use our tools to ruin your digital identity.

MODE A: SELF-INFECTION (UPLOAD)

UPLOAD & INFECT

Take your Bored Ape, Milady, or grandma's photo. We slap the rot filter and stupid Zygote eyes on it.

DROP IMAGE HERE
OR CLICK TO UPLOAD
BEFORE:
CLEAN PFP
→
AFTER:
INFECTED! 🦠

MODE B: ZYGOTE GENERATOR (AI)

BIRTH YOUR ZYGOTE

Describe a scenario and we'll put our ZYGOTE mascot in it! What adventure should ZYGOTE go on?

ZYGOTE Character
YOUR ZYGOTE WILL APPEAR HERE

TOKENOMICS FOR DUMMIES

🗑️

SUPPLY

1 BILLION

🚫

TAX

0/0 (No theft)

🔥

LP

BURNT TO A CRISP

🖨️

MINT

REVOKED

THE PATH TO INFECTION

1

CONCEPTION 🧫

Launch on Pump.fun, fill curve. The sludge awakens.

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2

CELL DIVISION 🦠

Raydium listing, raid twitter with ugly PFPs. Spread the infection.

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3

THE OUTBREAK 💀

Flip the market cap of clean bio-coins. Total domination.